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The mechanic
« on: June 13, 2008, 05:20:58 PM »

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Mercedes benz when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the Garage,
'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the car.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage,
and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make £39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really
big bucks (£1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...'Try doing it with the engine running!!
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Re: The mechanic
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 07:01:37 PM »

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Re: The mechanic
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2008, 10:51:52 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 09:16:03 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2008, 08:06:46 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 12:09:00 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2008, 01:33:34 PM »

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