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> - 6 degrees of blonde
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> FIRST DEGREE
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> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
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> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
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> and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
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> The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
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> some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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> SECOND DEGREE
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> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
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> the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
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> mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde>
> says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
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> The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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> THIRD DEGREE
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> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
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> so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
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> unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
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> in the arms of a redhead.
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> Well, the blonde is really angry.
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> She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
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> she is overcome with grief.
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> She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
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> The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
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> The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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> FOURTH DEGREE
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> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
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> She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
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> A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
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> The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
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> FIFTH DEGREE
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> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
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> 'Is it mine?'
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> SIXTH DEGREE
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> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
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> ransacked and burglarized.
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> She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
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> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
> patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
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> As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
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> ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
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> then sat down on the steps.
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> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
> possessions stolen.
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> I call the police for help, and what do they do?
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> They send me a BLIND policeman.'
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> OK. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today.