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[tom99]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
> > Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling,
> > David Miliband and Jack Straw.

> > They're asking for a £10 million ransom.

> > Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

> > We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

> > The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

> > 'Most people are giving about a gallon.'



WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mick c]

 

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