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tom99
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« on: July 26, 2008, 06:36:20 PM » |
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.
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marko
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Re: adult
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 08:49:09 AM » |
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mick c
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95 m reg lwb auto green over silver gold ish
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Re: adult
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 12:52:35 PM » |
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