bob

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat

> down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM

> news was coming on.

>

> The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large

> building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you

> think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde

> replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!"

>

> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge

> did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was

> very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.

> Here's your money."

> Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM

> news and so I knew he would jump."

>

> The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

>

> Bob took the money...