I won the Lottery!!*** Adult Content***

THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.
MORTIMER HOUSE ,MORTIMER STREET,
LONDON, W1T3JH
UNITED KINGDOM.
Lucky Numbers: 34.13.26.19.02.12.[08] Bonus Ball
NOTIFICATION (UK ON 2007)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch:074/05/ZY369
25th Feb,2007.
ATTENTION: WINNER ,
You have been Selected in the UK ON 2007 Lottery Program. Our lottery
program selection has finally been performed today which was held at
the Marina office. UK Promotion is a joint Euro/America private lottery
registered and organized in accordance with the World Lottery
Regulation act.
We the The National Lottery organizing committee are pleased to
officially notify you of the status of your email application. An official
notification of winning is hereby issued to you as your email promotion
ticket randomly drew for the Lucky Numbers: 34.13.26.19.02.12.[08]Bonus
Ball ,which selected your email as the 2ND winner of our lottery
program you have consequently won the lottery program in the first
batch.
You hereby have been approved lump sum pay of £ 2,462,462(TWO MILLION,FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO THOUSAND,FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO POUNDS) file Ref: UK/9420X2/68 from the total cash prize of £4,924,924,00 shared amongst TWO LUCKY WINNERS based on their category.
You are hereby required to contact our claims agent below.
FIDUCIARY DEPT:
NAME:MR RICHARD ANDREW.
(CLAIMS OFFICER)
TEL:+44 704 570 2390
+44 704 570 2178
Fax:+44 700 580 0664
Email: richardandrew_2006@yahoo.co.uk
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
FULL NAMES :
AGE:
SEX:
ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
MARITAL STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
PHONE NUMBER:
FAX NUMBER:
LUCKY NUMBER :
REF NUMBER:
Congratulations from all our staff for being part of UK
2007 LOTTERY PROGRAM.
Sincerely,
VIVIAN KELLY (Mrs)
ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR

My reply sent back follows... it has some swear words in it...

Yo prick... It's too late if you are reading this sentence, mail box opened or not...
I don't do the lottery you twat scamming arsehole so how could I have won?
By the way I have scammed your address and it comes up ARSEHOLE MOTHER fcukER so I have sent a little virus for you to wrestle with in this email...
It is a new one that hasn't been recognised by any antivirus program yet (I made it up myself) and is part of this email program so it will get through any virus checker, also it then attacks your virus checker, new or otherwise, once you run it to clear this virus that has just entered your computer under stealth... good eh?
You see it runs in your system idle processes on your computer close that program down and you have to reboot which is what my virus wants you to do... ;-)
(Ctrl/Alt/Delete... at the bottom of process its in there, scan it as much as you want you wont find it... please scan it, my virus eats antivirus checkers)
I could tell you what kind they are but I aint it's a mixture of a few of the nastiest just made for nobheads like you.
Your computer is going down... every time you press a button it knocks out another pathway but you wont see it not yet anyway for a while, so if it starts slowing... well the rest is history
Oh yeah it loves safety mode too by the way... eats it for breakfast.
See ya fcukWIT.
Well not on that computer your using I wont

(I dont know how to make virus programs or anything like that but they dont know that do they)? Wink

Cheers